Eternal Refuge
Because Everyone Needs Dreams.
18th-Apr-2011 11:48 am
I received this set of jokes from a friend this morning ... so thought I would share -


A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
Listened a moment and said 'How should I know, 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife said, 'I don't know,some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'



Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact onthe sidewalk and leans down to pick it up..
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her,
So she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun,
And as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'



A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy: W.'



What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
'Is it mine?'



Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police despatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog,then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman.'

Maybe that's the explanation for me ... I was born blonde!!

18th-Apr-2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaha, LOL, those are so funny! :D
Thank you for brightening up my day. :)))))
19th-Apr-2011 08:07 am (UTC)
Glad to share the giggles!
18th-Apr-2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
Enjoyed - some were new to me. Mind if I share?
19th-Apr-2011 08:08 am (UTC)
Glad to share the giggles! ... And happy to see them spread further around.

19th-Apr-2011 01:27 am (UTC)
LOLOLOL SO FUNNYY! thanks for sharing!
19th-Apr-2011 08:07 am (UTC)
Glad to share the giggles!
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