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The Four Cats  
7th-Apr-2011 09:04 am
Adventure before dementia
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,
The second man was an Accountant,
The third man was a Chemist, and
The fourth man was a Government Employee.


To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......

Ate the cookies........ Drank the milk..... Sh*t on the paper....... Screwed the other three cats........

Claimed he injured his back while doing so.   Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions....... Put in for Workers Compensation..................and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............


AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
Comments 
7th-Apr-2011 09:14 am (UTC)
giggles snorts

that was funny. Loved it.
7th-Apr-2011 05:22 pm (UTC)
Glad to share the giggles, again.
7th-Apr-2011 09:26 am (UTC)
*rofl* This is beyond awesome! :D
And if I ever will have a cat, I´ll name it CoffeeBreak for sure! *giggles*

Thanks for sharing! ♥
7th-Apr-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
Great isn't it?

Don't think Jiffy would approve of a cat though!
7th-Apr-2011 12:51 pm (UTC)
Very funny! I think I need to get a Government job. ~_^
7th-Apr-2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
*lol*
7th-Apr-2011 02:05 pm (UTC)
LOL! that was funny~

thanks for sharing!
7th-Apr-2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
\0/

Glad to share the giggles.
7th-Apr-2011 04:22 pm (UTC)
Sounds like people view government jobs the same no matter where you live!
7th-Apr-2011 05:24 pm (UTC)
Oh yes - aren't they great people!!
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