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Mum Sent Me A Naughty Joke 
16th-Feb-2011 08:32 pm
Orgy - Cap'n John (I can has Orgy)


One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman comments.

David, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night.

This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.

We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.

We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I.'

The Postman thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing
through a hole in the sheet.

Then the women try to guess who it is..'

The postman laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded.'Your name came up 7 times.'

Comments 
16th-Feb-2011 08:40 pm (UTC)

Wooooooow lol so wrong

16th-Feb-2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
LOL - My mum should know better!!!!!
16th-Feb-2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
LOL that's so bad!
16th-Feb-2011 08:59 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
16th-Feb-2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
Your Mum sent you one very naughty joke *GG* I like it!!
17th-Feb-2011 07:39 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
17th-Feb-2011 12:05 am (UTC)
Way to go Mum!!!!!!!
17th-Feb-2011 07:39 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
17th-Feb-2011 02:12 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha! Sounds like a joke my dad would send. LOL
17th-Feb-2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Parents!!!!
17th-Feb-2011 07:21 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! LOL! Your Mum is epic.
17th-Feb-2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
17th-Feb-2011 04:26 pm (UTC)
LOL!
17th-Feb-2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... mum should know better! (or maybe she does!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
17th-Feb-2011 10:41 pm (UTC)
Heh heh :)
Naughty!
May I steal again?
18th-Feb-2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
LOL - Just couldn't resist sharing ... and you should share, as well!
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