As you pass this little Church, be sure to plan a visit,
So when at last you're carried in, God won't ask "Who is it?"
Carpenter of Nazareth seeks Joiners here.
If you want 66 good books - Buy a Bible.
Love is Grand ~ Divorce is 20 Grand.
Fight Trooth Decay.
If your problem is long standing, try kneeling.
Unlike the Post Office, we have two collections every Sunday.
We welcome The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly.
Christmas Special - Free trip to Heaven.
Feeling run down - Then why not come in for a service?
We are the SOUL Agents in this area.
Happy Easter to our Christian friends.
Happy Passover to our Jewish friends.
To our athiest friends - Good Luck!