Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
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Thoughts On Getting Re-Married!

WIFE:   What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:   Definitely not!

WIFE:   Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:   Of course I do.

WIFE:   Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:   Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:   You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:   (Makes audible groan).

WIFE:   Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:   Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:   Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:   Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:   Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:   Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:   Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:   That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:   Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:   No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:     - silence - -

HUSBAND:   Oooops
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