I saw this "Pairing" MEME on a few people's LJs over the weekend ... including dawnofme and kudagirl ... so as I am killing time, and catching up, it means that you have to suffer!!
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them.
Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.
1) Spike (BTVS)
2) Oz (BTVS)
3) Dr 10 (Dr Who)
4) Martha Jones (Dr Who)
5) Chakotay (Star Trek Voyager)
6) Capt Janeway (Star Trek Voyager)
7) Hawkeye (M*A*S*H)
8) Buffy (BtVS)
9) Tara (BtVS)
10) Hercules (Adventures of Hercules)
11) Xena (Adventures of Hercules)
12) Donna Noble (Dr Who)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
Capt Janeway - Xena
No ... and 2 strong woman ... Not as a relationship, but if they could work together, and not let their egos take over, they could take on anyone ... and everyone!
2. Do you think Four is hot?
Not in a "fancying" way, but yes, a strong career woman, who ended up giving up life with the doctor ... to gat her feet back on the ground ... But not before she had saved the world from the Master.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Donna Noble getting Buffy pregnant!
Well, Donna would have use of all the Dr's intergalactic artifacts ... and Buffy is used to being with vampires, so probably wouldn't be taking birth control ... it could happen!
4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine ?
I have just re-read "Second String Scoobies", which is one of a few where Tara really helps Spike in Season 6. I think that is a very probable way that the season could have been improved.
desdemonaspace wrote an epic Spike/Tara fic, as well.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oz and Capt Janeway
Yes, I think that would work, as Oz is a silent guy, who was so supportive of Willow while they were together. Janeway really needed someone to care for her - but let her be the boss.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten ? Why?
Definately Tara - in fact that would be a good pairing - with his heritage, her true wicca would be allowed to shine. They are both quiet and supportive, so a great couple.
I'm not into Slash - but it may work - as Chakotay would, again, accept Hercules heritage!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hawkeye, watching Oz and Donna.
Wow - what a mix! He lived in a tent in Korea for years, so the thought of seeing others in "compromising situations" would not phase him at all!
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Dr 10 - Hercules
Well, easy to place Dr 10 in ancient Greece, as there was some strange readingc coming from Mount Olympus, that was affecting the timeline ... so the Tardis gets pulled there. Hercules has been trapped by his step-mother Hera in the centre of the Mountain ... and he is trying to break free. However as he can't destroy the landscape for fear of upsetting Zeus, he is working to inch his way out. The Dr is able to help him free, by using the sonic screwdriver to slice a thin wedge out of the hill, which will now be used a placeof refuge by al those being tortured by Hera.
9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?
Spike - Buffy
And, no, I didn't cheat, this is how the questions came.
Yes, there is fluff, there is angst ... and there is everything in between ... it's Spuffy!!!!!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hawkeye - Donna
"A Mish-Mash Of Life."
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One ?
Martha Jones - Spike
Martha and the Dr have travelled back to Victorian England ... just as Dru turns William. Dru doesn't want to upset her new prince, so gets Martha as a first meal for him, using thrall. Spike has been turned with too much William in him, so as he starts feeding he stps before he kills her, but as she is starting to break free of him, she looks into his baby-blues ... and ...!!!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't know - but I should imagine that there has been a lot written!
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Most have probably read some ... although the biggest problem would be which companion he would be with!
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven ?
Haven't noticed her name much at all.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Oz - Martha - Chakotay
LOL, is all I can say!
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Xena" ... well, that is what I wanted the storyline to go to!
17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight which song would you choose?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" ... of course!
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Spike - Capt Janeway - Donna Noble
NC-17, alternative dimension, time trravel, threesome
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten ?
Oz - Hercules
"Ever won a tussle with a wolf?"
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Haven't read much Star Trek Voyager recently.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Never wearing clothing in her quarters.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine ? Drunk or sober?
Xena - Tara
Tara would be either, as she is used to strong woman .... Xena's frind Gabrielle is a little like Tara, so mabe, again, either is the answer.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Dr 10 - Hawkeye
They would be too busy arguing over who was the best!
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ."
Spike - Tara - Martha
Spike - Xena - Donna
Chakotay - Dr 10
That story just needs a few more words - and it could be up for you all to read!
25. What title would you give the above fic?
"Spike, Love, Danger and Adventure"
26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Hawkeye - Buffy
Well, she did look at Ben a few times, and liks taller men - so may end up having an affair, as she tries to persuade herself that the perfect pairing for her, isn't the blond vampire who is always beside her.