Well I have seen that random question MEME thingy answered by all my friends ... almost! So, being a complete Lemming, I'm joining in!
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Until this weekend, it was a great picture of Spike, James and Cap'n John that beanbeans had made me last year. I have (shock) changed it - for a picture I took of James when I was in London. If you want to see either (or both) pics, just look on my profile page.
Q: How many televisions do you have in your house?
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I write with my right, work with my left, and fenced with both! So, I suppose I am basically ambi-dextrous ... or wold be if I was more disciplined!
Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: I move patients, push DJ - but the last thing to lift was a new lawnmower out of the boot of Dad's car yesterday. (Jiffy today - but he is lighter!)
Q: Have you ever been knocked out?
A: Yes, day before my 21st, when I was run over!!!!!
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: No way.
Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: Mrs ........
Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: On the cheek!
Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: No - I would miss my friends.
Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Well, at my age, the magazine woud pay me more to put the clothes back on!.
Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: No - not even a teaspoonfull.
Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: No pockets.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Haven't seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Q: Last person who texted you?
A: Mobile Phone company
Q: Last person who called you?
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mum, Dad and Jiffy when I left there earlier this evening.
A: Don't have one.
A: I like them all, but for different reasons.
Q: Missing someone?
A: Up and down - but pleased to say more up at present - Yay!
Q: Listening to?
A: Computer fan
A: What I am typing!
Q: Worrying about?
A: What I am going to do with my life in the future.
A: Skirt, T-shirt, jumper, undies and .... flip-flops!.
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Window - to open my curtains.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get my life re-sorted.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Probably not often enough!
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: On the surface, yes, but then I can put up barriers incredibly easily. - Comes of being bullied.