Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
debris4spike
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The Woman's Survival Kit

Always keep a bag of M&M's handy - 
At the first sign of hot flashes eat the RED one.
Eat the ORANGE one to minimize depression.
The GREEN one calms your frustrations, when you want to be left alone.
If you feel a headache coming on eat the PURPLE one.
The BLUE one reduces bloating.
You can eat the BROWN ones ANYTIME they're chocolate, ya know!!!!
If all symptoms occur at the same time,


Eat  The WHOLE BAG !!!!
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