Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
debris4spike

  • Mood:

Just A Grey Monday Morning.


Well the rain is coming and going, but the skies are grey here.  Very windy - so I haven't dared go to see DJ until I can get my breathing under control (see last post - LOL!)

Anyway, I am being a good girl and getting lots of things done, including some e-mails.

As I sent them, the one that I am sharing came in ... as it made me smile I thought I would cheer up your Monday mornings ... Well, hope I do ...


 Something to brighten these gloomy days........


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

  ... and that's how the fight started....

*************************************

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in   about 3seconds."

I bought her some scales .

  ... and that's how the fight started....

 *************************************

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her   someplace expensive...so, I took    her to a Petrol station.....

  ... and that's how the fight started....

 *************************************

After retiring, I went to the Benefits Office to sort out my   pension.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's licence  to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go   home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,

'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Pension application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience   at the Benefits Office office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your trousers. You might   have got disability, too'

  ... and that's how the fight started....

 *************************************

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school   reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she satalone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she   took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I   hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

  ... and that's how the fight started....

*************************************

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside   the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little   things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM   NOT HAPPY!!!'

 So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are  you?'

  ... and that's how the fight started....


 
Tags: fun, rl
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 13 comments