This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pulled deborahw37's hair (-5 points). Last week I pulled over and changed norain21's flat tire (15 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I gave mabel_marstersa Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I bought porn for jaded_jamie(10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1002 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!