Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
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Don't Tell Mum & Dad I Laughed!

A friend has just e-mailed this to me

As it is slightly "naughty" it is behind the cut - in case mummy and daddy decide to look my LJ!!!




Miss Beatrice,  the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  

One afternoon the  pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting  room.  

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.  

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on  top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!   

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.   

'Miss Beatrice' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.   

'Oh yes' she replied,  'Isn't it wonderful?'   I was walking in through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.   

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of  disease.   Do you know I haven't had the flu all  winter'

 

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 Well - being single I can't see why there is anything funny with this story!! 


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