Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,

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The Hormone Guide.

I know some of my friends have problems "once a month" - and I am pretty lucky.

However someone has just e-mailed me this - so, maybe I am not as hormone-free as I thought I was. 

Thought I would share it with you all :-

The Hormone Guide

 Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!   Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his  mouth and he takes his life in his hands!  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license  in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for dinner?

 Can I help you with dinner?

 Where would you like to go for dinner?

 Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

>> Wow, you sure look good in brown!

>> WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

 What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

 Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

 Should you be eating that?

 You know, there are a lot of apples left.

 Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

 I hope you didn't over-do it today.

 I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine

 13 Things PMS Stands For:

 1. Pass My Shotgun
 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
 4. Puffy Mid-Section
 5. People Make me Sick
 6. Provide Me with Sweets
 7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
 9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pi*sy Mood Syndrome
 11. Plainly; Men Suck
 12. Pack My Stuff
 And my favorite one.
 13. Potential Murder Suspect

And men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!


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