March 6th, 2014

LOL - James (full face)

The Joy Of Text Messages!

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I have trouble getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his shotgun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

OOooops ... predictive text, I meant "wifi", not "wife"
Boo

Hi

I'm at home today - no work ... but although I need the money I think I need the me-time more.

This bronchitis is not too bad but is a warning that I am not really coping well overall!  Still the anti-biotics are kicking in, so I feel a bit better today ... although the cough is annoying (and yucky!!)

Just spoke to Claire on the phone - she is doing well, although the last 1" of her op has yet to heal ... so they may need to re-operate.  She realizes that God is teaching her patience ... but is fed up with her lesson!!  We chatted for 1/2 hour ... couldn't go round cos of my bugs.

So, today I may be spamming you, as I am going to catch up with some computer time, as well as do a bit of housework ... I may even work on my latest one-shot fic ... although I desperately need a Beta, as mine has got a busy non-LJ life now.  So if there are any really brave people out there, let me know!

Hope you are all having a fun day ... it's raining here, again!
Son of a preacher man.

Religious Jokes!

DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?" "No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two worms.

GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up."

BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

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Plymouth

A couple of weeks ago Christine and I managed to nip to Plymouth for a few hours.  I needed a bit of a break, and she needed some clothes.  So we went on the train, and ended up getting soaked in the historic part of the city ... she didn't shop, but I got my camera out!


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Hope you liked my mini trip to Plymouth.