March 28th, 2012

James - my name

Must Catch Up ....

... Well, I have realised that with Mum & Dad's diamond anniversary the scribbling here has decreased again - and I did threaten you with reagular rubbish.  As I have looked back over the last few LJ pages and read a catch-up post from a friend I thought I ought to do the same.

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Well, that seems to me back up to date - hope you are all keeping well.

Lawyers - True ... Or Jokes?

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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