I snagged these from CDS (A James fandom board)
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.( ... And there's more ...Collapse )
Hope that you enjoyed the giggle!