July 16th, 2011

Jiffy - sleepy

2011 - Day 197


2011 - 197

Poor boy - he's had a busy day!

Firstly he had to check I posted the letter properly to my solicitor selling my place in Bude, then he had to check on my dusting and hoovering abilities .... then it was to make sure dad didn't get lost on his walk, and now he's had to watch over some gardening, including the mowing. No wonder he now needs a lie down ... or is he just trying to hide in case he's asked to do more??

Cheers

A Glass Of Wine

To my FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine ... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poo,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service .
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