May 5th, 2011

Tea + Hope


What a day so far - had my final Hepatitis "stab" ... so only confirmation blood tests to go.  So, thanks to work 2 MMRs and 3 Heps ... lots more to me now!

Many thanks to the most thoughtful of friends ... I am now protected from adverse programming waves that flow around the Cosmos, due to my flashy new Tin Helmet ... jaded_jamie  you are the best ... now I just wait for The Doctor to fully protect the world, but until then I have a new fashion accessory!  (Don't know what the hospital will make of it!)

Well, tea is drunk, thanks are said ... I'm off to vote ... a priviledge that we in Britain should never ignore ... don't know if I have Local Elections or just the Vote system ... but either/or I wanted to do it ... hence the reason I'm here today.

Adventure before dementia

House Move

Just to let you know that I have made the decision, today ... while walking down to vote! ... to sell the house and buy one in Exeter.

I do love Bude, but only friendship to a couple of people would keep me here - so moving to near work, which I am loving, just seemed right.

I have thought and prayed a lot about it and it just seemed to all come together today.  I said a couple of years ago, when I started this adventure that God's timing would be perfect for me, so I feel really at peace, even though it's a huge step for me.

I know that you have all been there for me, so hope that you can cope with the next set of meandering posts!
LOL - James (full face)

Just A Few Old Jokes

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed.
My wife called it the Dead Sea .

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back.
" Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I am 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

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