February 14th, 2011

Spuffy - "love"

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentine's Day Glitter Graphics - Glitterlive.com
Happy Valentine's Day Glitter Graphics - Glitterlive.com

Firstly let me wish you a Happy Valentines day - I hope that you feel truly loved ... if not by "that" someone special, then by a special friend, or member of the family.  Thank you pfeifferpack for the e-card - that was my one and only ... and truly lovely.  And, thank you lupina78 for my mystery gift.  I feel very spoilt.

As I said day 1 of the course is done - and I have homework, so can't really catch up too much.  Hope you are all doing well.
James with Halo!

A Blonde Goes To Heaven

A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the Blonde.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'

The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'

So the Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).

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