November 12th, 2010

Hee!

Kids Q&As - We've Seen Some Of Them Before ... But Still Worth A Giggle

The following questions were set in last year's GED (UK) examination.   These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

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Closer to God

Getting To Know You Meme - Day 9

Day 01 - Introduction
Day 02 – Your first love, in great detail
Day 03 – Your parents, in great detail
Day 04 – What you ate today, in great detail
Day 05 – Your definition of love, in great detail
Day 06 – Your day, in great detail
Day 07 – Your best friend, in great detail
Day 08 – A moment, in great detail

Day 09 – Your beliefs, in great detail

Although I am not a member of the Anglican (Church of England), I have been to many services and one thing that is recited at Morning Prayer is, for me, a basic truth -

The Apostles' Creed - From the 1662 Book of Common Prayer

I believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth: And in Jesus Christ his only Son, our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Ghost, born of the virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and buried; he descended into hell; the third day he rose again from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Ghost; the holy catholic church; the communion of saints; the forgiveness of sins; the resurrection of the body; and the life everlasting. Amen


Now, below the cut, I shall ramble a bit more. I'm quite happy for people to ask me why, but I hope that you, in turn, accept that these are my beliefs .... my life.

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Grin!

Starting Your Weekend Off With A Smile ....


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach clothes, city gear or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'


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