March 24th, 2010

LOL - James (full face)

Sitting Here Wishing .... I Could Come Up With A Title For This Post!

Not working ... not riding ... so I am taking some time to sort out the in box of my e-mails ... And came across this joke to share with you all.

Hope that your day is going well -

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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she  asked 'Is my time up?' 

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a  face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had  someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. 

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the  ambulance?' 
 
God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'
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Spike talking.

Thoughts About Old Age!

Don't be worried, or put off, I haven't slid back into last years depression!  I received this e-mail and it made me laugh, so I'm posting it here.  Maybe I should just skip looking for work, and head straight into retirement - it sounds like fun!!

Anyway, Spike was pretty old, and he did OK!

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, ; 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

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Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.Maybe I should just go straight into retirement??


Adventure before dementia

Don't Panic debris4spike


I have just been reminded in an e-mail from a special friend that -

"I've learned..
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day -  What makes me think I can? "

I must remember this -

"Give me Patience, Lord, but hurry"