September 22nd, 2009

Adventure before dementia

RWSA Results

The results are up here - and there are some of my friends who have won awards - including

alwaysjbj  deird1  writero  amyxaphania   mabel_marsters

But - I want to say a special "well done" to kudagirl... as she writes some beautiful drabbles, but never thinks her work is any good - she won in her catagory.

Result list is here -

Sanity - overated!

Zen Teaching!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. 
    Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. 
    Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. 
    In fact, just shove off and leave me alone. 

2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 

3. No one is listening until you fart. 

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. 
     That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. 
      Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 
12. Some days you are the pigeon; some days you are the statue. 
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment. 
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 
16. There are seventy theories to arguing with women. None work. 
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 
18. Experience is something you don't get until after you need it. 
19. Never, under any circumstances, break wind in a spacesuit. 
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Just Catching You Up With "Me"

What a weird week - not much work - so it really confirms that when I get back from Corfu, in about 3 weeks, I have got to get serious about life changes.

Kai is behaving himself, so that's good news, I think he likes his holiday here, as I let him sleep on the sofa during the day!!  We have had a couple of walks today - and one was to got to the bank to order my Greek money ... and collect my shoes for the wedding - yes, for those who remember, my heels got done - and in fact they decided not to charge me because of the confusion - so win-win.

On a good note, I had a Google-alert this morning with a couple of promo-pictures of James - looking great.  He is in one episode of a show called,  Lie To Me  , which will actually be shown while I'm on holiday - not that I get it anyway, but I shall also miss the squee, here and on CDS ... Still the link does show a nice James-pic ... so click, and enjoy!

Well, I had better get on with my ironing - it's drizzling here, so hope it clears up before I take Kai round the block.