March 10th, 2009

Orgy - Cap'n John (I can has Orgy)

Here Is The Proof - You Don't Know The Maddest People ... But They Exixt!


I thought that I mad met some weird people over the years, but someone e-mailed me this yesterday ... so thought I would share it with you all.


The Madness That Is People -

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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)



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Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!



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366 MEME - Day 25 - Panic Has set In!


Last night at orchestra we were given a new piece of music to work on for next year.  The concert has 3 pieces ... one of which is unknown ... the last is "Peter & The Wolf", which has a mega-huge clarinet part (but I am looking forward to the challenge). 

The middle piece is a Rachmaninov Violin Concerto, which I wasn't unduly concerned about, until I saw that my music had the most number of sheets for the normal orchestral parts ... I then opened it up .... !!!!

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This sheet is page 2 & 3 ... and so it continues like this!!!  I know we have a year ... but ...!!

I played (slowly) about 1/2 of it this morning, and I am sure in a few days, all the neighbours will have their houses put up for sale!