February 8th, 2009

Adventure before dementia

No One Told Me!!


I know that I normally spend my weekends at Mum and Dads ... but you would think that the vicar should have phoned each household and made sure everyone in his parish knew that the Church service was changed from 11am to 10.30am!!

As I was running slightly late, I decided I had better not "make an entrance" half way through the sermon, so am back home again.

Anyway - you gain ... as I snagged this list on ONE-LINERS from kalinda001  -


1. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
3. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
4. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
5. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
6. Never answer an anonymous letter.
7. It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
8. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
9. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.
10. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
11. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
12. Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
13. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
14. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
17. Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
18. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
19. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
20. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
21. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
22. Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
24. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
25. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

James - eyes

Photo MEME


I was tagged by

auntiero

The Rules of this Game:

1. Go to where you store your digital photos and open the 4th folder.

2. Post the 4th picture in that folder.

3. Explain the picture.

4. Tag 4 people.

I have been storing stuff digitally since 2002 - so this is the 4th of the 4th!

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This is a picture of my brother Tim (and Claires) back garden, just after they had completely re-done it.

Not my idea of a garden, but it is low maintanance, and suits them very much. They are very organised and tidy people!

I now tag

kudagirlspikereadertamakinand winsomeone

 

 


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