December 1st, 2008

Tempt me!

Dieting!

I have just been e-mailed this, and thought I would share it with you.

It comes in 2 parts, the second of which I have already seen, and I am sure will amuse some of my non-English friends!

Hoping you all had a good weekend - I will post about mine later.


The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

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Dear Santa ...

I snagged this from jaded_jamie  ... and he must have fixed the answers!!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I pulled deborahw37's hair (-5 points). Last week I pulled over and changed norain21's flat tire (15 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I gave mabel_marstersa Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I bought porn for jaded_jamie(10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1002 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Debris4spike

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