September 21st, 2008

Adventure before dementia

A Polish Divorce.

Someone e-mailed me this today - I thought it was silly enough to post!  With apologies to anyone who has Polish friends or relatives!!

Hope you all had a good weekend - and have a fun week ahead!
Polish Divorce 

A Polish man moved to  England  and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange
 a divorce for him. 

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you
 any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DID player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
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