September 15th, 2008

Adventure before dementia

The Hormone Guide.

I know some of my friends have problems "once a month" - and I am pretty lucky.

However someone has just e-mailed me this - so, maybe I am not as hormone-free as I thought I was. 

Thought I would share it with you all :-

The Hormone Guide

 Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!   Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his  mouth and he takes his life in his hands!  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license  in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





What's for dinner?

 Can I help you with dinner?

 Where would you like to go for dinner?

 Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?

>> Wow, you sure look good in brown!

>> WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

 What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

 Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some wine.

 Should you be eating that?

 You know, there are a lot of apples left.

 Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

 I hope you didn't over-do it today.

 I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some wine

 13 Things PMS Stands For:

 1. Pass My Shotgun
 2. Psychotic Mood Shift
 3. Perpetual Munching Spree
 4. Puffy Mid-Section
 5. People Make me Sick
 6. Provide Me with Sweets
 7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
 9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pi*sy Mood Syndrome
 11. Plainly; Men Suck
 12. Pack My Stuff
 And my favorite one.
 13. Potential Murder Suspect

And men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS !!!


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Procrastination Rules ....

I'm meant to be ironing, then sorting out some pics of my holidays, instaed I am snagging a MEME from larabeckinsale
- Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.
- Bold and italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.
- If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).

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Adventure before dementia

Rhodes Pic Scam - Flora Of The Island.

Rhodes pride themselves on the amount of sunny days they have in a year - and after leaving a wet, green England it was amazing to see that the most commone flower we saw was this -

They were everywhere - and all that the goats seemed to eat!

Behind the cut are other plants we saw - as there are a lot of natural springs the towns and holiday complexes were watered overnight, so quite a lot of other flowers around.
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