August 4th, 2008

Adventure before dementia

Monday Mornings Start With A Giggle!

I thought we could all do with a laugh - it is Monday morning, after all!
Hope you had a good weekend.


ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. 
  
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. 
  
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. 
  
The case came up in court. 
  
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. 
  
The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this:  When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.   She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned.' 
  
'Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. 
  
'Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.' 
  
'BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,  'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.' 
  
'CASE DISMISSED!!' 
 
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Thank You ... James!

Make-My-Day Awards!

I have now been picked twice, which has more than made my day!  The meme that is travelling around the lists is -

Pick 10 people and give them the "you make my day" award in no particular order. If you're picked, you are charged with picking 10 of your own (unless you've already done it).

I can honestly say that most of the people that I have contact with were on the short-list, so please don't be upset that you didn't make the top 10.  It was hard to chhose, as I have such a great selection of friends - Thank you, all my f-list.

Anyway, yesterday, I received this lovely award - And can I just say, Cryssie, that is an amazing picture of James ... Thank you.



Below the cut, are my "ten" ... but not with pictures, Sorry!


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