May 28th, 2008

Tongue!

You Have Been Warned

Hi - This joke is under a cut as it is slightly rude ... put it this way I won't be sending it to my parents!  So,a s to not offend anyone - up to you whether you read ... however it made me choke!!

So - all I need to say is .....
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Adventure before dementia

What Women Should Have

Toni has just sent me this list - which I think is great.  I am quite happy as I can tick a lot of the boxes ... Hope that you can identify with a lot of this positive female energy - 

WHAT WOMEN SHOULD HAVE

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. 
a youth she's content to leave behind....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. .
whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go... be it to her best friend's kitchen table.. or a charming Inn in the woods... when her soul needs soothing...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish in a day... a month...and a year... 

 
DJ - plaited!

It Can't Be Wednesday ... Can It?

... Sorry DJ, but it is that time of the week - and amazingly it is raining!

Oh well, at least the murky weather meant DJ was quite glad to walk over ... to get a carrot and walk into his box for a time. He was too damp to do much grooming to, although as he has his nice new summer coat there isn't much to brush at present, so i was able to concentrate on hi tail - giving that a really good and thorough brush.

He was OK leaving the yard - let me get on him (even though I was getting on from the ground, for a change) and opening the gate really well .. but then he decided that my car looked as if it was about to explode. Dangerous that - not safe to walk past at all! After a short "discussion" he decided that maybe my car was OK and it was safe to go out to find Ros and Cherry.

It is probably our last ride as a foursome - Cherry is all-but sold ... so all change for her. From what Ros was saying it does sound as if she is going to a nice home - so that's good.

We walked down to the Church and round that part of the hamlet before heading home.

poor DJ ... not only had my car tried getting him, but there were a lot of killer leaves in the hedges today. What with that and the invisible aliens hiding in most of the puddles - it was quite a fraught ride! I told Ros about the A-Z I had done for DJ yesterday ... and she asked was "T" standing for TWIT? If not, after today, maybe I should think about changing it! Ros obviously doesn't realise the perils that lurk in the countryside, does she?

Once back, as he was cool due to the rain, I was able to feed him straight away and take him back to his field. 

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