June 16th, 2007


Do Prisoners Still Sew Mail-Bags?

Well if Jiffy behaves as "well" tonight as he did last night - it will be first degree murder ... not manslaughter!!

Yes, I have Mum and dad and their year old West Highland terrier staying with me for the weekend.  Jiffy is a sweetie - most of the time, but last night he "slept" in my room, as my I only have the one bathroom (and M&D are used to an en-suite) ... But Jiffy isn't used to "neighbours".  I live in a terraced house on a quiet road - but Friday night there are people coming home at odd times, then the neighbours bang a door, then Mum or Dad gets up to use the loo - or .... or ... or ...!!!

So, suffice it to say I am actually asleep as I type this! - Well Jiffy is, anyway.  Poor boy - he has to catch up with all that lost sleep, doesn't he.

So - if tonight I murder him can I claim lack of sleep as a mitigating circumstance .... or would it only be dog-slaughter I would be charged with?

if so - and I am left sewing mail bags, when I am not breaking rocks in a quarry, can I ask one of my friends to please bake me a cake with a file in it??
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Snagged from spikes_heart

"Well, this has been a week of very bad things happening to way too many people from way too many sections of my f-list.

And so today I propose an LJ-wide group hug.

Here's how it will work, if you guys will help me out with it: If you've got friends who are having a really shitty week, post this and a great big huge hug to everyone who needs or wants one.

If everyone does this, we can maybe cancel out the bad karma with the overwhelming good karma of everyone who wants to help out a friend.

Here's mine:


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