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24 Random Thoughts. 
11th-Aug-2008 09:10 pm
 Yet another list ... This time of random thoughts!

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of  jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow
11th-Aug-2008 08:53 pm (UTC)
Everything of it is so true...*laughs*

God, where do you get all those things? Unbelievable!

12th-Aug-2008 06:44 am (UTC)
It is great when these lists suddenly are built up. Some of them do make me giggle a lot.

btw - I friended you, as I never get round to reading what you have to say, hope you don't mind!!
12th-Aug-2008 07:20 am (UTC)
Hey new friend! *waves*
Friended you back! Thanks for adding me!
But the cold, hard truth is, I don´t have much to say...*giggles*
11th-Aug-2008 09:20 pm (UTC)

Especially: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
12th-Aug-2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Thay were great ... btw love that pic of James!
12th-Aug-2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
The laughing Spike was by bendy1
[I knew you would like a JM one]

There aren't enough smiles in the day so I sent this precious list on to others.
12th-Aug-2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
You can't have too many smiles ... or too much James in a day, can you?
12th-Aug-2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Fun list, wasn't it?
12th-Aug-2008 12:55 am (UTC)
Love these. One I like is "Better to keep you mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

One I have never understood is "Same difference". How can it be the same and be different?

When I got divorced I found a card that said on the front "Better to have loved and lost" and on the inside said "Than get stuck with the jerk." I bought every one in the store and used them to announce by divorce to friends. Sent one to my ex who didn't think it was funny.
12th-Aug-2008 06:47 am (UTC)
No - same difference ... what?

There are some great statements - and I love these random lists, but have to be careful not to be drinking my tea when I start reading ... keyboards are impossible to dry!!!!
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12th-Aug-2008 06:47 am (UTC)
They are really silly, aren't they?
12th-Aug-2008 06:23 pm (UTC)
Now that's freaking hilarious. I especially like #23. hehehe
12th-Aug-2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
I almost choked when I read a couple - great list isn't it?
13th-Aug-2008 12:19 am (UTC)
the best, hah
12th-Aug-2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
Oh they are good :)) Adding to memories
13th-Aug-2008 07:10 am (UTC)
They are a fun list, aren't they?
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