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Diary Of A Blonde 
20th-May-2008 09:38 pm

JAN - Took new scarf back to store as it was too tight.
FEB - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels .... Helllllllooooo!!!  Bottles don't fit in the printer!
MAR - Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.  The box said 2-4 years.
APR - Trapped on escalator for hours, the power went out.
MAY - Tried to make Kool-Aid.  Wrong instructions, 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets.
JUN - Tried to waterski - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
JUL - Lost breast stroke swimming contes - learnt later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
AUG - Got locked out of my car in a rain storm ... car was swamped because the soft-top was open.
SEP - The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
OCT - Hate Smarties ... they are so hard to peel!
NOV - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
DEC - Couldn't call 911 - duh - there's no eleven button on the stupid phone!!

Whew what a year - Hope next year is better.
20th-May-2008 09:42 pm (UTC)

God!! I can´t stop laughing!!Thank god I´m red-haired(not origin!!)*giggles*
Thanks for making me laugh on this rainy day/night!!
21st-May-2008 07:08 am (UTC)
I choked when I received it in an e-mail ... It is great
21st-May-2008 03:35 am (UTC)
LMAO! That is amazing. My fave entry is March I'm artificially stupid at the moment. Well,slightly anyhow, the blonde is washing out.
21st-May-2008 07:08 am (UTC)
I was actually born blonde ... went brunette at 4/5 age ... so I am (meant to be) OK now!!!
21st-May-2008 04:27 pm (UTC)
Lol. My mom was born with white blonde hair. Before she started going grey and dying it, it had all sorts of colors. I'd tell her she looked like a calico cat. my hair was naturally a light brown, but now it turning black.
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