Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,

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How To Raise Your Blood Pressure - Visit Your Doctor!

 A woman goes to her doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items. 

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'115,' she says. 

The nurse puts her on the scale. 

It turns out her weight is 140 .

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' 

'5 foot 8,' she says. 

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5.'

She then takes her blood pressure 

And tells the woman it is very high.

'Of course it' s high!' she screams, 

'When I came in here I was tall and slender! 

Now I'm short and fat!' 

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