... Yes I actually laughed out loud at this joke that a friend has sent me ...
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.
As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin.
3 hours later and they're still walking about with it.
I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
I know, I'm mad!!
Here are a couple more from the same friend, hope they give you a bit of a giggle on this cool October day -
A man said to his friend -
"What ya talkin into an envelope for?"
"I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"
19 friends go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?"
Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!!
Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?!
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
The wife has been missing a week now.
Police said to prepare for the worst.
So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter', who has stabbed six people in the rear in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
Hope you just had a grin, and I didn't upset anyone.