1) They are building a new retirement complex ... backing onto the crematorium!!! (They obviously don't expect people to have a long retirement!)
2) Just across from the hos[ital is a small parade of shops. 5 shops, 2 of them are funeral directors (They obviously don't trust the doctors!!)
Well, as I said - madness abounds today!
On a more normal note, let me wish Queen Elizabeth a lovely 91st birthday.