Anyway, today one of the guys I work with made me choke. He tends not to say much normally, so even funnier.
Mike - Busy day?
Me - Yes, how about you?
Mike - OK
Me - I shall be off tomorrow, so it doesn't matter how things go today!
Mike - No work?
Me - No, I'm going to Bath with a friend.
... slight pause ...
Mike - I don't have friends who are that friendly!!!
I eventually started breathing again and we agreed that I was going to a city, not sharing a tub with someone ... the mind certainly started strolling down certain routes at that point!
So I am happy when you get to share silly minutes in the course of a working day!