Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
debris4spike

The Joy Of Text Messages!

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I have trouble getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his shotgun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

OOooops ... predictive text, I meant "wifi", not "wife"
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