Deborah (debris4spike) wrote,
Deborah
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The Urine Sample

I just couldn't resist sharing this joke someone sent me - whther in nursing (as I am) or just someone who likes a giggle ... please enjoy.

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One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

“And how are we doing this morning?” or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”

I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice
off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,

“My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,

“Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”

The nurse fainted.

I just smiled.


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Happy Thursday everyone!



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