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A "Naughty" Joke For a Monday 
26th-Feb-2013 06:15 pm
Adventure before dementia

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”

The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.”

He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, “I'm sorry, but I have to ask, just what are you trying to find out?”

The man says, “We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house.I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges £98.The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA.”

Sorry - just had to share!
26th-Feb-2013 06:30 pm (UTC)
27th-Feb-2013 08:08 pm (UTC)

Couldn't resist!
26th-Feb-2013 09:33 pm (UTC)
27th-Feb-2013 08:09 pm (UTC)
LOL - Couldn't resist sharing!
27th-Feb-2013 09:46 pm (UTC)
Heh! It's available in English too? I had it posted in German once with getting money back from the health insurance (Krankenkasse). Google told me BUPA is something similar. *g* Works in every language I guess.
1st-Mar-2013 08:37 pm (UTC)
LOL - great minds think alike!

I forgot that if not English you wouldn't know BUPA - yes, a private health insurance.
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1st-Mar-2013 08:36 pm (UTC)
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