"How was school today?" he asked his middle school-aged son, Joey.
"It was okay," said the boy, picking at his beans. The robot promptly slapped the kid.
"Okay! I played hooky at Donny's house. We watched movies."
"Toy Story." The robot slapped again.
"Jeez!" shouted Joey. "All right. We watched porn."
Dick was stunned. "At your age, young man, I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slapped Dick.
Dick's wife Sarah couldn't suppress a laugh. "Well, he's certainly your son!"
The robot slapped Sarah.
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